yet another reason im goin to hell

Mon, 04 Apr 2005 22:23:00 GMT

hmm..so im bored...and i was liek hmm eljay how are you doing.....

i miss being able to vent about shit lol....

welll obviously these past couples of months have been pure shit....3 deaths of people i loved so much..and now family life is so effed up..and i dont even wanna egt into that

so now that ive gotten past the initial shock...all i keep thinkin about is memories of vece...and its killin me..and then it hurts so much to just think i cant create new memories..or laugh about old IJs ..for a long time any way...oh god i miss her so much...make sure you tell people how mcuh they mean to you while you can...

but ne way..really didnt wanna come home today cuz life is shit..but i was so upset then i came n blasted some x-tina...adn now things are a lil better

so ne way...comment if u missed meeee!!!

Sat, 29 Jan 2005 18:45:18 GMT

im sorry live journal...i think we are over...dont get me wrong its been a great two years...its not you..its me..i need bigger and better things and my space is better..maybe ill be back every now n then..but for now...good bye

Mon, 24 Jan 2005 21:11:20 GMT

Junior Dinner Dance Hook-Up of Dan Borger Application (Formal Date)

The Basics

Name:

Grade:

School:

Email:

Telephone Number:

Favorite Ninja Turtle:

High School Stereotype (ex; Goth, Emo, Prep, Ghetto, Jock, Cheerleader, Slut, Individualistic, Music Junkie, Stoner, Just Plain Fucking Cool, Other):

Self-Rating

How hot are you?

(Kid Rock) 1 2 (Butter Face) 3 4 5 (FUCKING AMAZING)

Can you prove your rating with a picture?

YES NO

If YES, please include picture of you holding a sign that says "Fuck Me". The purpose of the sign is to prove that it is really you, not some 30-year old man looking for a good time. If you can’t provide a picture of yourself with a sign that says "Fuck Me" another picture will suffice. Please be advised that the less clothing the better.

How bad do you smell?

(I don’t smell) 1 2 3 4 5 (A Taco Bell Bathroom)

How cool are you?

(Bacon) 1 2 3 4 5 (REALLY FUCKING COOL)

Multiple Choice

Why do you want to go to Formal with me?

A. I don’t.

B. Out of options.

C. Why the hell not.

D. You are God.

E. Other: _________________________

What is your ideal after-formal thing to do?

A. Comedy Club

B. Laser Tag

C. Paintball

D. Slumber Party

E. Other: _________________________

What will you wear to formal?

A. A dress.

B. Nothing.

C. A thong.

D. Panties.

E. Other: _________________________

Am I your last option for a formal date?

A. Yes

B. No

Am I your first?

A. Yes

B. No

What can I expect after formal?

A. A good (and first) fuck.

B. BJ, no questions asked.

C. A measly hook-up

D. "Nothing, cause I am a prude whore. I am tighter then any freshman"

E. Other: _________________________

What is your ideal way to get to an after-formal-place-of-fun?

A. Limousine

B. SUV/Soccer Mom Mobile

C. Cab

D. "I have my license and will drive us."

E. Other: _________________________

Open Ended Section (Please answer on back of paper.)

Many of the methods of transportation to an after-formal-place-of-fun require more people then just the two of us. Do you have any preference of who we make the journey with? Who are they? Why? What are they like?

Describe your favorite kinds of food?

What do you think of me? Am I a total asshole?

What are you into? (Hobbies, Music, Movies, People, Orgies)

Thank you for completing this application. I, Dan Borger, am anxiously awaiting this "Junior Dinner Dance", and selecting a date is part of the process. Do not feel bad if you are not accepted, you just suck at life. Please either email me your responses at Spo777@gmail.com or hand this to me in person at school or some other place where I probably won’t see you. If you are a member of "P10" please do not fill this out as I will say NO. Much thanks to Al Manzo and Andrew Fisher in their inspiration in creating such an application. Also thanks to the great Tucker Max.

This Application also available in SAP.

well check that out for a laugh...or if u want to go with him lol

i joined the my space craze click meeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee

game toooodayyyyy

k im done...

Sun, 23 Jan 2005 18:09:52 GMT

this looks fun.... reply bitches

1. Reply with your name and I will write something about you.

2. I will then tell what song[s] remind me of you.

3. Next, I will tell you who you remind me of, celebrity/animated or otherwise.

4. Last, i will try to name a single word that best describes you.

Sun, 23 Jan 2005 02:09:11 GMT

heyyy..im snowed in at mikeys houseeee..gotta love it

wenbt to the hockey game last night..and mean greened...so weird lol gotta love it

yea to today me n lindz did our project for history..soo fucked up lol

then me kyle mike n nick fuckin walked to taco bell in the storm lol...we made snow slushies lol and i was on cbs news..kinda...im so fuckin retarded

then kyle n nick left n no maries here and maybe erins comin up later..and this is reallly gay entry

wow..what a waste of an entry....

aladin is on..

kool

ihearthim...not aladin lol

tell me princess , when did you last let your heart decide

Fri, 21 Jan 2005 02:15:03 GMT

so lets see..broke my old fone...got a shitty replacment...threw that the floor..broke that..got same shitty replacment..then got old fone back..AND BROKE IT

what the fuck im destined to not have a fone...
oh and not to mention be alone n emo f o r e v e r

...oh yea..its one of those days

xcuddleprincessx: im listenin to the ultimate emo song...everybody hurts..REM...this is serious emo-ness
Shopaholic582: i know thats the emo anthem
Shopaholic582: and i think im ultimate emo bc my dad went to high school with michael stipe so emo is in my blood
Shopaholic582: so basically... i win on the emo scale lol
xcuddleprincessx: hello away message

ughhhhhhh...i want to just rant..but i WILL NOT go on about how i have to get a 90 on my alg test to get a C!!...i wont bore you with continued talk of junior formal...or of midterms..or how i stil have to make up a test in forensics for like b4 xmas break..wtf is wrong with me..and i will not say ne more about how i just want to crawl into a hole

oh hello celine dion all by mysef..another emo classic..whats next..:0[ ugh

leave me a sweet comment ..please

Mon, 17 Jan 2005 22:02:05 GMT

in relpy to mr. richard tullo's (</b></a>blame_society ) entry in which he stated

"15. Junior Formal

Junior formal pisses me off because everyone is acting like it's a fucking wedding. Let's get limos, let's go to the city, who's your best man?, did you catch the bouquet? SHut the fuck up and deal with it. You don't have to have a date, you don' thave to go in a limo, and no one cares what you're gonna wear. It's just gonna be another lame and shitty school function. It isn't prom. Prom's a different story, cause it's like a big deal. We're all leaving, going to college, blah blah. But Junior formal? Who really cares? It's just another chance for people to start drama. There is no God. Because if there were he wouldn't let junior formal happen."

i just have this to say "A-FUCKING-MEN"..it couldnt have been said any better

ne wayyy ..chilled wiht mike beth n kyle alst night..had a near death exsperiance that resulted in a scar..lol..went tot he hockey game this morining..it was an awwesssomme game...and the fight afterwards was insane lol

yea but i gotta get ready for my own game now..hells yea rutgers

Sun, 16 Jan 2005 19:19:12 GMT

inspired by miss nipa shah..well her friend ne way

the finner things in life

my favorite sweatshirt n sweat pants,field hockey, comfy couches, spending all day in ur pjs, ramen noodles, will and grace, hearing an awesome song and believing that you're the only one that has ever heard it, smelling like guys cologene, old movies that always make u smile, girls-nights-in, girls-nights-out, the comfort of mikes house,singing in the shower, new clothes, holding hands, bubble baths,or just bubbles, jeans that fit really well, lookin at the same pictures over n over agian, walkin to wendys or tacobell, dancing around your room by yourself and belting songs, summer, big hugs especially when you need them, cuddle fests,laughing so loud everyone stares,laughin so hard it hurts, the beach ,inside jokes that never seem to get old, l o v e, text messages,kissing in the rain, smiling at strangers, spur of the moment things that are so much funthat feeling you get when you wake up and you're REALLY cozy in bed and you just lay there deleriously happy for a few minutes before you get up, saturday morning, silly little family moments, really hot really long showers, a good long cry, music, dancing, sweet 16s,new crushes, the way only he can make u feel, going somewhere warm after being really cold, strawberry daquris, naps, magazines, being able to help somebody, butterflies in your stomach, secrets, tellin someone your secret,showtunes, heart to hearts,taking the time out of ur life to think of the finner things and finally being okay with the fact that you're a huge dork!!!

that was nice :0]

Sun, 16 Jan 2005 16:06:05 GMT

THIS JSUT IN!

5 members of the gang formerly known as "P10" were spotted on a condom run at a local CVS earlier this evening. one ex member states "stephanie grace sfraga wants to know where the flavored condoms are." After the gang exited the building, store associates discovered that an ice cream bar and a small box of condoms was missing from the inventory. The 5 are now wanted on charges of grand theft as well as being seen in public together. what is this world coming to? details pg 5... (also check the center fold)

condom drive thru-
"ill have bannanna flavored, hold the spermicide..and i want that biggie sized"

lol i love you guys..but were not allowed to be friends so keep it on the d/l

and um yea ..im effin cold....will n grace later with mikey n beth!!!...mean green tontie??..what whhhatttt

you dont say it ; but its in your eyes <3

Thu, 13 Jan 2005 21:24:33 GMT

so the only thing ive heard anyone talk about latley is formal...what the fuck..its so retarded...and IM DATELESS AND PATHETIC...gotta effing love it

theres limo drama...and its so queer..and im SO SICK OF THISSSSSS

and im fuckin like cold as hell....i have so much hw...thank god 2morrows friday

oh and i fukced up (edit:i fixed it steph) so bad on my audition..but who gives a flying fuck.nottt meee

new will n grace on later thats teh only good aprt of my day

oh yea and im done with assigned study

im a fuckin loser...peace

Sun, 09 Jan 2005 16:49:42 GMT

hmm..im tired..my head n throat hurt..thats queer

so friday went to outback for beths b-dayyyyyy then back to beths..lol so much fun..it was lieka po5 reunion- our signs lol..JUST MIKE..

sat- went to mall n cpk with kar steph n vig..then me n vig went back to stephs and we played disney scene it ..it was so much fun lo..so much fun that we decided to go to toys r us n buy the regular scene it..it was really hard..but funny..hells yea ET lolol...- then we went to the hockey game..and some kid like died on the ice so they were takin to long to clean up his body parts so we left lol....went back n played regualr scene it..then we were on our way to see white noise..but only michelle n AD were goin so we went back to stephs cuz we dint want to intrude lol..yea then watched part of sleep over..adn that was my night

i have to write a gay position paper for sociology..and i dont think im goin to

i need food..peace

</b>he could be that boy, im not that girl </b>

Sun, 09 Jan 2005 16:39:21 GMT

Uncle Rico
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Which Napoleon Dynamite character are you?
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Thu, 06 Jan 2005 21:08:46 GMT

ugh so my mom is fuckin nuts...one second shes all laughin n joking wiht me..next shes bitching..then screamin at the top of her lung..to back to normal...shes so fucked up..joanne diagnossed this at "menopause"..or as she once said "mommy hell" lol....god fuckin crazy woman...whatev..its prob just pmsing..ugh

yea so enuff about my mental mother...

school is queer as hell..i hate it...assigned study is so retarded lol..we jsut keep lookin at eachother n laughin..and if we cant sit 2gether after this idk what im gunna do

..im eating stax barbaque..they totally own..soo good

im goin to work on my song for grease..wo0t

Wed, 05 Jan 2005 17:40:04 GMT

quick entry b4 i go back to skool

adam storch ..will die

i love beth sooooo mucchh happy b-day n congratz!!

Sun, 02 Jan 2005 05:14:18 GMT

oh man. tonight was great lol

went bowling with vig steph michelle AD nick kyle n dan..well first it was bad cuz i got an ashtray filling sutff thrown at me...but then it got better

it was girls vs boys in bowling..we got our asses kicked so bad lol *touch ur nose* lol..aim for the pink steph..haha so great

but then the best part we went to stop n shop..n we played liek a super market sweep type game..it was so great...girls won..and i beat dan every time woot woot..

then i stole condoms to givve to michelle lol..but i stole fuckin non lubricated [haha call the question or comments number...or write to them ..wtf lol]then we put the condom in the napkin holder so liek the next person who takes a napkin will also get a condom lol.greaaatt times lol

lol ilug..that was so great

Fri, 31 Dec 2004 22:33:55 GMT

2004...what can i say

i started to write a relaly sentimental entry..then remmebr i have to finish my cake..so my entry is gunna come after new years lol

laurens to night gunna eb alot of fun..beth alli n kelly n everyone else im gunan miss u liek woah! <3

and of course u to mikey..call me when u read this and just kno i love you so much..

and that all for now..time to get CRAAAAAAAAAAAAASSSSSSYYYY

heres to 04- and absolutly crazy year!

Thu, 30 Dec 2004 21:37:55 GMT

never updating is a bad thing...sorryy

i dont really every have nething good to say...unless u always wanna hear what im doin that day

beths party= grand..well most parts " it was like teh series finalle of friends" lol ilu kyle...umm n that was about it...

oh beth came oevr mieks at 930 lol...n we got punked..

newyears eve 2mooorooooooo YAY

party at mikes..everyone come!

Mon, 27 Dec 2004 06:24:43 GMT

ahh so cold..just wlaked that stupid slut erin home in the snow!! haha i love you! w&g ershley n ashrin..holla lol..sooo another sleepover with mike..this makes liek 4 in a row lol..but were at his house this time...

we watched saved b4 with lvig n er babez ..it was sooooooooooooooooo good..go watch it today..sooo funny

oh yea xmas was super..got totally sexual things..n now im saving my mula cuz i want and ipod like the rest of teh world n cuz mikes it hott

mmmmmm mike jsut made me hot chocolate..wo0t :0]

im reallllly tired and its snooowwwwingggggg

Fri, 24 Dec 2004 15:57:17 GMT

hola...so mike slept over the past to nights n im gunna kill my self cuz hes driving me nuts :0] lol just kidding...

sooo for my xmas gift from my rents..besides my comp i got bebe sneakers buberi britt pjs and OMG! a shirt that says " i tripple dogg dare you!" with the pic from a christmas story wiht his tounge stuck to the pole..soo funny lol... and i got a really sexual comforter andit comes with a free subscription to 17..sweet deal..so far xmas is kick assssss :0]

only thing thats missin is snow...tear...

my bro got dodgeball with his gifts so me n mikey are gunna watch it..ttyl!!

MERRY CHRISTMAS EVE!!!!

1 more deay beth!!!!!!!!

Tue, 21 Dec 2004 22:09:08 GMT

holla..its almost xmas !!!! yayyyyy soo exscited beth!!..even thougth u cant sleepover!! samn u miss hecht!!!!!!!!!!!!!

i dont have much more to say

cant wait for xmas...mike ilu..ull be ungrounded soon enuff lol <3...remember no alcohol until ur grades are up!

yay xmas !

Sun, 19 Dec 2004 18:20:08 GMT

how nice of me to never update n more

things have been hectic latley..but everythings good now :0]

santas lil hoes partay was aweeesoommmeeeeeee....i love u girls soooo much...

who can you call at 4am n kno they'll lend an ear,
who can we confide in and have no fear?
who has a shoulder ready when anyone cries,
but can gossip forever about all of our guys?
who's always up for a trip to the mall,
who will be there to catch us if we fall?
who shares all our secrets n would never leak,
who knows then to listen and let us speak?
whos always around on a friday night,
and you'll always love even in a fight?
who laughs at our jokes in every memory had apart?
who looks past mistakes, and sees our heart?
a million memories
a thousand joakes
a hundred secrets
thirteen girls
one reason
best friends forever

oh and thanks for teh stuffed penis lol <333
*steph chris kar nips dee vig ar mich pris becky kel *
ayla we missed u!!!!!!!!

then last night went to veces benifit with steph kar dee n vig.met up with AD kyle rich n nick..then we went to applebees....nice berries lol..hey ash what u doin..folding my fries...what u doin steph..folding my straw...its a sign..cock..hi nieghbor, im rene.chrismukka gum lol ilu

mikey i need s hug..n i miss and love u soo much

Tue, 14 Dec 2004 02:34:06 GMT

oh so as we speak..my underwear is in a tree outside my window! thanx guys..tbff..oh and i have no frozen food left lol

we won today 9-2 holleration...4 goals agian..its like my lucky number..haha beht "personal goals"..n mariconda is fucked up lol..haha i love u..thanx for tellin me about the pimple ..only u

ahh i cant wait for this friday!!!!!!!!! yayayyay..adn then liek xmas is practically here..

2morrow goin to gsp with stro..maybe il buy mroe underwear..concidering mines in a TREEE ass lol

k . bye

oh wait..i can only breath through one nostrel..cuteeeeee! :0]

Sat, 11 Dec 2004 20:24:14 GMT

holla...so first thing...I GOT MY NEW COMPUTERRRRRRRRRRRRR..its sososososososoos sexuall...i lvoe it oodles

annnd i passed n did my first 2 hours... holla to that

CONGRATZ TEDDY ON GETTIN INTO NYU !!!!!! i love u!

yesterday went mallin with vig kar n michelle ..haha fun times lol..

and last nigth was b'mac hanukka yay! i lvoe u guys sooo muhc..so much fun last nite lol...i dont feel like writing baout all our craziness lol but i still loveeeeee uuuuuuuuu

and i cleaned my who0o0o0o0ole room..holla...annnndddddddddddddd i need to shower and sleep n stuff..i think im goin to drews hanukka thing later...n babysitting with jo n maybe nessa..whatever lol

Wed, 08 Dec 2004 22:43:53 GMT

yep so my comp is totallly n completely broken.....andddd im at venessas now..and im sick...and i hate life so much....

let me see...i ahev to wait for xmas to get a new comp..what the gay i cant wait that long...and i cant wait for xmas in general....

i have to take my driving test (written one) 2morrrow..and i jsut want to DIEIEEEEEEEEE

Mon, 06 Dec 2004 23:25:10 GMT

i love wayne valley fieldhockey like woah!

so today was our first winter league game..we won 15-3...holla to that..i scored 4 but it was the whoel team that was on fireeee ..and we had some random girl as our goalie she was good..and after the game she wa sliek "omg u guys were so good!" was like thanx! and in my hea di was liek u shoulda seen our record ahhaaha well i love u all sooooo much adn much much love to co0p for coming n supporting!!

but other thatn that..my mom was in an UBER bitchy mo0d today..wtf was that about..and she totally ruined my good mood when i came in..ugh screw her ne way ...now i have to clena my room..gayyyy...

I LVOE VECE SOOO MUCH I CANT TAKE IT....IF YOU FEEL THE SAME WAY COPY AND PAST THIS TO YOUR LJ!!!

oh i totally forgt about my superly awesome lunch...n how tommy made a hi-c blast live up to tis name and blast everywhere over me n dan an the ceiling.....great times lo..and teh sandwich/water/green tea fights were also great...gotta love my lunch table

im so hungry